They wriggle. They scowl. They might bite back. Welcome to the Spooky Pantry, where food is not just eaten — it's adopted.

How to Play:

Ask for food, and you can decide whether to specify or not.

You'll be randomly given a food item (like meat, fish, berry, or honeycomb).

Each has a name, a goofy or eerie personality, and maybe… a curse.

Examples of Adoptable Foods

Soggy the Steak — cries when you drop him. Has a whiff of faint regret.

Crumble the Bone Biscuit — fancies herself royalty. Won't walk, only wants to be carried.

Bloop the Fish — flops around on the ground and says "soon" whenever it rains.

Puff the Honeycomb — gooey, giggly, and totally bug-infested.

Berry of Screams — looks normal. Screams whenever you blink.

Mr. Carcass — high class, refined, but always decaying.

Tendie the Meat Chunk — loyal friend. May bite intruders.

Squelch the Slop Pile — stinks like death, acts like pudding.

Sir Bugsalot — a bug with honor. Will eat you for domination.

Moldy the Mushroom — knows the future. Won't tell you about it.

Food Accidents

The Darkspine Kitchen is… not a healthy environment. Some food screams. Some run. Others simply explode.

Come adopt to witness today's culinary catastrophes!

Every food is modeled after a real Lorwolf recipe — but they went very, very wrong.

Examples:

Soggy the Steak — tried to run away. We found him in the soup pot. (Now known as Meat Stew.)

Poppy the corn - Some corn gets eaten, this one got popped.

Breaky the platter: Splats on a plate, gets chowed on.

Blue the Berry Tart: Rolled under the table, found him with more berries than before.

Melty the Honey Loaf: Sweet but clingy. Literally. It stuck on two wolves and won’t let go.

Mika Pudding- Melts when it hears its name. Slightly afraid of knives.