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Jack paws at the back of his head. Ouch, that's going to bruise in the morning! Jack thought. But was that a legendary Chiropta? Such a dangerous creature that could only be found in the depths of Blackwater Pines! And to have survived an encounter! I am quite legendary indeed.
Pleased with himself, Jack checks his map and heads to the next Darkspine den on his list.
One-Eyed Jack tucks away his map and carefully approaches Stormy's den. He confidently strode up to Stormy but occasionally glared at the Spookykitties. Wait, did he whisper "traitor" to one of them? He suddenly strikes a pose and says, "It is I! The infamous bandit, One-Eye Jack! Surrender your treats or perish! For Jack is not afraid of nothin' nor tricks!"
"Wait what do you mean, 'You know what to say."?" Striking a pose again Jack says, "It is I! The infamous bandit, One-Eye Jack! Surrender your treats or perish! For Jac-wwhat do you mean that's the wrong thing? Oh of course!"
Jack walks in a circle and clears his throat and in a booming voice says, "IT IS I! THE INFAMOUS BANDIT, ONE-JACK! SURRENDER-ssay what? The magic words? Please? Oh wait this is a password game. Open Sesame. Is that it? Howloween. HOWL-o-ween. Happy Howl-o-ween."
Jack continues listing howloween-adjacent phrases for a painfully, obnoxiously long time...