Hearts and Howls- The Denkeeper’s Handbook

1 “Yip yip, hooray… or should I say, beware? Welcome to Lorwolf, traveler — I see you’ve stumbled into something delightfully eerie.” Vanity chuckles as she leads you towards her den- Children of Loria. “I’m Vanity, — goth, glamour, and all things gorgeously grim. Let’s make your time here scream style.”

2 “Hmm, I see, I see, you have found your starter wolves!” she purrs. “They’re your first steps into Loria, you companions, and you won’t be able to lose them! Quite heartbreakingly spooky right?” Vanity pauses, tilting her head slightly.

3 “You must be wondering! Am I a starter wolf? You guessed wrong! I am a wild wolf, no parents, so you won’t be restricted!” Vanity crosses her paws together, tangling them in her hood.

4“Why do I wear a hood? Bone-chillingly good question! I wear apparel, you can modify that in your wardrobe! There, a nice skull to match my outfit.” She leans forward, staring at you, her hood falling down on her eyes.

5 “Eh? I can’t hear you! Talk louder, your cryptic words are hard to decipher.” Vanity huffs. “Money? You mean those moonlit gems, so shiny? They’re the best! They buy you lots and lots of things! And! And pebbles, those are.. Not so worthy, you see, one hundred thousand pebbles can buy you one moonstone!”

6 “Now, where were we? Food! Food? I’m terribly hungry, let's go fish!” Vanity points a crooked paw at the play button. *Woof! Woof* “Ahh, Hazy wants to join us, come, let's go! Where, you ask? Paw the play button, and you’ll see lots and lots of buttons. Now, go fish.” Vanity runs off, Hazy right at her heels.

7 “We meet again traveler, what sort of trouble have you got grim one? Forums? New one? Ohh! That sort of thing. Here, just the thing! I call it a thread! Like fishing, go to Community, and forums, then you’ll see phantoms. Not real ones, unfortunately, but subtitles, like suggestions and wolf share, and that sort of thing. Too bad there’s not one for me, I’m all glamour and goth ya know? Press the one you need and Create a new thread. Boom! New thread just like that!