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ardaxia
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Crackshipping: A Forum Game

Welcome to Crackshipping!

The premise of the game is simple - go into the den of the user above you and, ignoring all their lore if they have any, find two wolves you ship together and post about it, maybe with a few silly headcanons about their imagined relationship. Just for fun.

This is not a serious thread! By participating you're acknowledging that it's literally all just silly nonsense and nothing anyone says about your woos has any bearing on reality - it's just crackshipping. You can definitely debunk any crackship if you want to, as long as it's in good spirits. Or who knows... maybe it'll be the start of a beautiful new breeding pair for your den! Just be kind to each other and don't like actually argue about this stuff, please and thanks.

Since I'm the original poster with no user above me, I'm using two of @Damocles's wolves to get things started.

I ship Susi and Marimo!

They are WLW (wolf-loving-wolves) and they are MAN HATERS!!! They met while sparring and bonded over their mutual hatred of STINKY, ICKY BOYS and it took only a few days for them to fall in love. They're child-free by choice but keep several small animals that they call their 'fur-babies'. Which is kind of a weird distinction to make, as they also have fur, literally everywhere.

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" 𝒉𝒆𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒏 𝒊𝒔 𝒇𝒖𝒍𝒍 𝒐𝒇 𝒃𝒍𝒐𝒐𝒅. 𝒔𝒐𝒐𝒏 𝒊𝒕 𝒘𝒊𝒍𝒍 𝒔𝒏𝒐𝒘. "
have you seen this dog?

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MystiTheWolf
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Let me find a couple wolves in a bit (having hot cocoa right now)-




Okay! Will spice this up in a bit, but Mordred x Edelwiess. Their ship name is Witchflower (if I’m remembering Mordred in the Arthurian Mythos right) and they met while committing crimes. They continue to do so, befuddling the bounty-hunters after them all the while! Or Edelweiss was a criminal, Mordred was after them, and boom enemies-to-lovers.

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"There must be blood, and this I knew;
Surely there can be wonders, too!"

-S. J. Tucker, "Wonders"

(P.S. Have any white lupins with an orange-range neck, somehow? Go here)

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Ello
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Kuiper x Prominence. I dunno how to make them side by side-


Prominence was exploring in Murkwood when he ran into Kuiper, and it's like one of those cliche fantasy stories; love at first sight, knight in shining armor, all that stuff.
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"🎶It costs that much, 'cuz it took me f**king hours~. (F**king hours~)"

A lv10 wolf for free!

A battle analysis from me and Mocles!

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