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ardaxia
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Crackshipping: A Forum Game

Welcome to Crackshipping!

The premise of the game is simple - go into the den of the user above you and, ignoring all their lore if they have any, find two wolves you ship together and post about it, maybe with a few silly headcanons about their imagined relationship. Just for fun.

This is not a serious thread! By participating you're acknowledging that it's literally all just silly nonsense and nothing anyone says about your woos has any bearing on reality - it's just crackshipping. You can definitely debunk any crackship if you want to, as long as it's in good spirits. Or who knows... maybe it'll be the start of a beautiful new breeding pair for your den! Just be kind to each other and don't like actually argue about this stuff, please and thanks.

Since I'm the original poster with no user above me, I'm using two of @Damocles's wolves to get things started.

I ship Susi and Marimo!

They are WLW (wolf-loving-wolves) and they are MAN HATERS!!! They met while sparring and bonded over their mutual hatred of STINKY, ICKY BOYS and it took only a few days for them to fall in love. They're child-free by choice but keep several small animals that they call their 'fur-babies'. Which is kind of a weird distinction to make, as they also have fur, literally everywhere.


+ a little formatting tip - you can side-by-side the wolves if you add a 2x1 table (the grid-looking option in the text formatting at the top of your post) and put {Wolf(###)} in each section of the table. i also link the wolf (if you link the {Wolf(###)} text, when you make the post the actual image will link back to the wolves too!) but that's entirely up to you. there's no rules to how it's formatted but i saw someone mention they don't know how to make them side by side so i thought i would add this :3

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" 𝒉𝒆𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒏 𝒊𝒔 𝒇𝒖𝒍𝒍 𝒐𝒇 𝒃𝒍𝒐𝒐𝒅. 𝒔𝒐𝒐𝒏 𝒊𝒕 𝒘𝒊𝒍𝒍 𝒔𝒏𝒐𝒘. "
have you seen this dog?

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MystiTheWolf
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Let me find a couple wolves in a bit (having hot cocoa right now)-




Okay! Will spice this up in a bit, but Mordred x Edelwiess. Their ship name is Witchflower (if I’m remembering Mordred in the Arthurian Mythos right) and they met while committing crimes. They continue to do so, befuddling the bounty-hunters after them all the while! Or Edelweiss was a criminal, Mordred was after them, and boom enemies-to-lovers.

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"There must be blood, and this I knew;
Surely there can be wonders, too!"

-S. J. Tucker, "Wonders"

(P.S. Have any white lupins with an orange-range neck, somehow? Go here)

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Renoisie
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Kuiper x Prominence. I dunno how to make them side by side-


Prominence was exploring in Murkwood when he ran into Kuiper, and it's like one of those cliche fantasy stories; love at first sight, knight in shining armor, all that stuff.
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Lunar Howlers
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Alright... here's Dust and Clover!


They met in the deep, dark, spoooooky woods and were in shock when they saw... the other had a snake! They bonded over their snakes and are now happily married with a whole slither of snake babies :D

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They look like they'd be a great breeding pair; but also they've got matching jewelry that is the color of their eyes, so they must have similar interests. How could you ever find a better pair?

Edit: I checked. They might make a wide variety of puppies. Maybe not too pretty.

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Here are some of my offers & free wolves!

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@MystiTheWolf PLS that's so good and funny, i enjoyed ur lil headcanons so much hahaha

now for Limey... I ship Sunset & Cloudy!


I imagine Sunset as a funny, overconfident Jocol and Cloudy as a shy, sweet Dire, maybe a little self conscious that she's so big and strong because she's worried it scares people off. But Sunset seems the type to not even care about that a little bit, and make her laugh with his fun little jokes and bring her out of her shell, yknow? I also love their matching sky-names, it's too cute.

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" 𝒉𝒆𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒏 𝒊𝒔 𝒇𝒖𝒍𝒍 𝒐𝒇 𝒃𝒍𝒐𝒐𝒅. 𝒔𝒐𝒐𝒏 𝒊𝒕 𝒘𝒊𝒍𝒍 𝒔𝒏𝒐𝒘. "
have you seen this dog?

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